Wristiplinarian

As a computer user like myself, I am certain that you will agree that today’s keyboard rests and other ergonomic products are all based on one principal. They get you to relax. Relaxing is a good thing to do, but over a long period of time this can lead to insidious problems.

Using a soft and squishy keyboard-rest leads to loss of muscle tone in your arms and a host of other bad habits including potentially serious repetitive stress-induced problems. This is why I invented my new line of computer posture accessories which focus on sternness rather than relaxation.

You need to be encouraged to keep proper posture while working at the computer. Any good pianist will tell you that your fingers should depend down over the keys in an expression of good form and posture. Are you lazy and do you have bad posture? Here is a solution to make you sit up and take notice:

Stern Accessories for Computer Users: The Wristiplinarian

Stretching the full length of a keyboard, this premium grade leather strap has been dyed to a stylish, deep-black finish and buffed to a lustrous sheen. 25, one-inch high, chrome-plated brass spikes are spaced at just the right intervals to keep your wrists at the perfect height for touch-typing. This is the perfect solution for anyone into cyber-punk, fetish, leather, or the unusual.

Lovingly tested, made by hand, and available only in black.